Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
no bc god supports everything amen
"If I hadn’t gone into acting, I would be a horse trainer or a tunnel digger or a swan.” – Misha Collins
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
Okay, new Tumblr rule
if any of you lot ever invent time travel, you have to bring these two with you to Ancient Greece and Roman Empire
and read them to people or pass them around
so they become well known and in centuries, grow into a myth or a legend
and we grow up thinking that the story might have happened and he was a great hero from the past
but imagine it could become a religion
The Meryl-Pharrell GIF you knew you needed. With bonus hat.
This cured racism
This is going to be on my blog forever.
Shake it girl
Oscars 2014 pizza moments!
this whole post is gold