i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”
this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever.
no one can convince me otherwise.
this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older
babies are idiots
Let’s see you break into the White House
why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?
They can’t swallow because that’s gay