misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

ianre-d:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

define failed

ianre-d:

stunningpicture:

Failed panoramic.

define failed

"The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation"
— (via 1112pm)

oopsinternetaddict:

chickenyaoi:

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

babies are idiots

Let’s see you break into the White House

princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay